Stupid things!

he: -Hey you!!
she: -what? I??
he:- yes, you!!
she: -but...my name is not "you"!
he:- I know, but you are you!
she: -aehm... are you crazy???
he: -no, I am crazy but you sad "you" and, my name is not "you" because my name is George!
she: -ok...you are very crazy!!!